Still looking at the three sides of the bill. . .
A day at the office -
Old Sagging Hag: Alam mo naman, polygamous talaga ang lahat ng mga lalaking yan.
Anonymous: Grabe naman mag generalize!
Old Divorced Hag: Oo nga! Wala kang mapapala sa mga gagong yan!
(Natapilo habang dumadaan kay Anonymous)
Old Divorced Hag: Titi ni Anonymous!
Old Divorced Hag: Puta!
Old Divorced Hag: …..
Anonymous learned that he only needed to work with old hags to learn everything life has to offer.
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Hindi ako takot sa mga siraulo. Bakit? Kasi pareho kaming tao. Hindi ako takot masaktan. Bakit? Kasi masasaktan at masasaktan pa rin ako. Hindi ako takot mamatay. Bakit? Kasi mamamatay pa rin ako. Hindi ako takot mag-isa. Bakit? Kasi nag-iisa na naman ako. Hindi ako takot mabigo. Bakit? Kasi mabibigo at mabibigo rin naman ako. Hindi ako takot malungkot. Bakit? Kasi palagi akong masaya. Pero marami akong kinakatakutan. Bakit? Hindi ko rin alam.
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I am a failure but it doesn’t bother me, it’s because ever since I started to exist, i’m already flawed. And it’s what makes me - perfect.
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I had an unexpected guest today -
Local Casanova: Hey man, what’s up?
Anonymous: Damn, you surprised me. Anong gawa mo dito?
Local Casanova: I’m drunk. Halata ba? I had two bottles of tequila.
Anonymous then noticed the redness.
Local Casanova: Dude, I did her. I cannot believe it.
I was shocked. Damn man. Your girlfriend is pregnant with your baby. Eto yung ganti mo dahil nagsinungaling siya sa ‘yo na kasa-kasama pa niya ang bestfriend niya?
Local Casanova with a very big grin: First time na sinabi sa akin ng isang babae pare, she said that it hurt a lot. And she’s not a virgin. She said I was big.
Anonymous became teary-eyed for everything that he heard.
And to think that I was a mentor to this guy. He would actually shag every girl he had his hands on as long as it wasn’t his friend (so he claims).
Bagong babae, bagong laruan. Damn. Damn. Damn. I feel sorry for every one of them dude. But you, you son of a bitch, dinadaan mo lang sa ngiti.
Local Casanova: Ewan ko ba kung bakit ako naging ganito, mabait naman ako noong una.
I cannot make out the conversation we had but he sounded serious when he said he’d marry his current girlfriend (who doesn’t know that he’s having an affair with another unsuspecting girl). I think she’s better off without him, regardless of everything.
Still, i’m friends with him. Maybe because he did all the things I wanted to do but didn’t due to my conscience.
Nice one dude (fifth paragraph). It’s just as you said, you’re the bringer of their karma.