Still looking at the three sides of the bill. . .
I was born in a very poor family and so toilet paper wasn’t really present in the (not ours) comfort room (sometimes, I actually had to go dig in the sand somewhere outside the house [not ours], shit in the hole I made and cover it with sand like dogs do). I salute my dad for wiping my shit off my ass with his own hands when I was little whenever I took a dump. I love you too dad. And so I was toilet trained by my dad to use my hands (with soap and water) to clean my ass whenever I took a dump. At first it was gross but as time got by, it wasn’t gross at all (but the thought is). I got used to it and it’s really convenient.
Benefits:
I don’t have to spend extra money to buy toilet paper.
Wet hands with soap cleans ass better than toilet paper.
Prevents clog in the toilet bowl (caused by toilet papers being stuck when flushing).
It’s not dirty at all when it’s done properly.
I use toilet paper in certain situations like when I get to stay at houses which renders me unable to use my hand to wipe my ass after taking a dump but I make sure to take a bath after and clean my ass off just to feel comfortable. I’m really uncomfortable with using toilet papers, maybe because i’m used to using my hands. Say, the toilet bowl looks dirtier when I see the toilet paper mixed with all the shit. Not properly using toilet papers also suck dirty. The only proper way I know of how to use of toilet paper is after wiping my ass off with the toilet paper, I use the soap to clean my ass with water then clean it using my hands (there’s always a dedicated soap there only for cleaning ass). Using my hand has less hassle and i’d feel more comfortable and cleaner.
At least I have the advantage of comfortably using my hand when no toilet paper is around (as long as I have some soap with me).
The only person I know in the family that surely uses his hand when cleaning his ass after a dump is my father. I don’t know now though since we can now afford toilet papers, maybe i’m the only one left using my hand. It sounds gross but it’s called primitive grooming and i’d share it with my kids someday, of course they’ll have the option of what to use - their hands or the toilet paper. But maybe i’d just become rich and buy a toilet bowl that has that water with soap spray cleaning system for the ass, they’d have to take a dump in our house for that though.
September 2nd, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Ehehe, that cracked me up.
After taking a dump, I use the toliet paper first then hand. I would no longer elaborate on the procedure though.
BTW, I don’t think feces are really that gross. They’re just digested food right (sans all the nutrients and vitamins)? Maybe it’s because of the color. Well, I hope someday there’d be some sort of a feces-coloring pill so that any person who’d take it would excrete attractively colored feces (pink or baby blue). In that case, feces would no longer be that yucky.