Still looking at the three sides of the bill. . .
So I showed up in the office and claimed to be psychologically sick (which I already am a long time ago, fucking cool) and my officemate bought it, she actually even showed compassion. And my boss just didn’t fucking care, he just said, “if you didn’t show up, we would’ve hired a new one” in reply to my, “Hey Boss, heh, heh, heh! Sorry, been missing!” line.
I. Thought. I. Should. Have. Been. Scolded. And. Fired.
Okay… Wow… I am so blessed… to have these kind of people around me, but i’m also unlucky because they’re making my very easy life easier. Horraaaaaaay for people supporting me to become a better bastard. I couldn’t believe it! So i’m absent again this morning, i’ll log in this afternoon and see how they react - I just have to make another lame ass excuse about my half day absence. Currently, I get my full month salary, even for the days (lately, weeks) I haven’t been to work.
I therefore conclude that reality is a farce. Everyone on the face of this earth is a goon, and i’m the great protagonist.