Still looking at the three sides of the bill. . .
I am aware that I have an unknown lump in my sternum which may result in a surgery this coming month but another surprise came my way 3 days ago. Shit. You see, since 3 days ago, everytime I take a dump, there’s always blood in/with it - there’s more blood than the shit, hell, it even looks like i’m peeing blood instead of shitting. My body seems to be really fucked up, strange that this occured just after I started to go jogging (with a minimum run of 5 kilometers a day), limit my diet, and actually eat an apple a day (hoping to keep the doctors away but it seems to attract them anway, at least in my case). So far, the results from the lab have been fine, it’s not new to me since I was experiencing it for years (shitting with blood/shitting blood) but this seems to be the first time that i’ve been shitting blood consecutively (as far as I can remember). So i’m thinking that this would be another possible surgery, hopefully in the ass. Hole.
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In the office:
Colleague (Field Officer): How much are our superiors’ bonus pay?
Officemate: PHP 3,000,000 plus they can control the government.
Colleague (Field Officer): Really? How much are ours again?
Officemate: PHP 9,000 plus only when we work our ass off.
Anonymous: Mmmmm, money. I’ll be one of them.
Officemate: Like you’ll qualify.
The ones that we were talking about were the head honchos, they actually play a very important role in the government (they actually have control over it if they choose to), only they’re full of shit like someone who resigned because of severe media pressure (and some other factors, like some strings pulled by the corrupt people that runs the fucking cunt-ry). The shithead was very popular (he still is). These idiots should be the ones that control the government, instead, the ‘legit’ government (when I mean legit, I mean corrupt motherfuckers, not the people) controls them to control the government. This is disturbing, since we are the government (we make it up), and we are being controlled by these idiots who are also controlled by motherfuckers. What does that make us? Ingrates.
The other thing I don’t get is the influence of the church in politics in the country. Figures, this country is full of ignorant idiots. Constitution: The separation of Church and State shall be inviolable (Article II, Section 6 if you don’t care to read the constitution because you’re also shit), there’s more to it than it sounds.
This country is shit, it’s led by an ewok. My life is like watching Star Wars reruns, I see Yoda on work everyday. But there might be hope, I just might become the president someday, i’ll declare state of emergency then martial law and immediately perform selective genocide on the family tree of all the shitheads involved in corruption to cleanse the country of mediocrity, then i’ll commit suicide because i’m also corrupt. One-child policy will be implemented, those who break this law will be made a Eunuch (only males are acountable for their sins).
Everything in the government is overpriced, hell, every equipment in the office is at least PHP 60,000 overpriced. What does everyone who actually serve the real government/people (and the honest ones) get for a reward? Death. Slow. Painful. Death. Including the whole family in other cases. Truth is death. Corruption is rampant. These people only care about money and power, we don’t need leaders like this, we need selfless ones, those who actually want to help and serve. But leaders like these won’t even survive in our country’s politics. Not unless some divine intervention takes place and they miraculously survive. The reality is that, everyone/noone should be blamed, it’s human nature, it just so happened that it’s a trend in this shithole to have leaders like these since the majority of the people here chooses to be manipulated like dogs to survive/live in luxury.