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Anonymous shows toilet bowl to his mom full of his shit drowning in his own blood:
Anonymous Mom: What the $*#$#(*&? OM*($&*%#! That’s a lot of blood.
Anonymous: That’s not a lot compared to this morning and yesterday.
Anonymous Mom: We should get you into a hospital now.
Anonymous: Well, you said, “when it’s your time, it’s your time”.
Anonymous grins.
Anonymous Mom: You shouldn’t be grinning like that, I would be very worried if I were you.
Anonymous Dad: You should get some bed rest, don’t go out.
Anonymous goes out.
Evade
I fucking shit my shorts without even realizing it. And i’ve been going around the house with this brown map on my ass. This has to be the bonus on what happened to me this morning, literally shitting blood out of my ass.
Wait. What the fuck? Its actually a red map. I’ve got blood on my shorts coming from my fucking ass.
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